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Welcome to my wank. As it’s my day off, I decided to loaf about in my housecoat all morning, and just as I mustered the will to shower and go outside, the sky erupted into some of the most spectacular Donner und Blitzen I’ve ever seen. Then it got annoying. Every time it thundered three car alarms would go off below my window, then stop, start, stop. Then there was an earthquake. Then I went into exciting event withdrawal and started this old thang.

I also saw Easy Rider for the first time this morning, and found it painful to watch. I’m usually a sucker for a road movie, but Dennis Hopper makes my skin crawl, and not in the good way. Over and out.