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Life is going to be loco as of September. I’ll be working full-time and spending roughly twenty hours per week learning Chinese. There will be no time to breathe, no more staying up until 3am watching endless episodes of all the things I never got around to watching back home (it’s a bit of a problem – it’s hard to find good English books here, so I’m getting my edification from HBO series and movies. Combine that fact with the heat fact and you start to get an idea of how feeble-minded I feel most days. The perfect time to start a blog).

I must find a doctor in the next few days, because the college I’ll be studying at requires me to pass an HIV test before they’ll let me sit near other people and breathe the same air as the instructor etc. I don’t even know where to start with that. Jump through this bullshit hoop, that bullshit hoop, bullshit hoops all around.

Hospittyhorn is currently working on an epic AAdvantage Miles scam to fly over here in September. Can anybody suggest the ultimate scam that would allow me to spend four days in Toronto, eight days in Nova Scotia, and ten days in Berlin in August? It shouldn’t be impossible. How expensive can it be to circumnavigate the globe during a ‘fuel crisis’? Hide in a suitcase? Drug mule? Fake medical emergency?